I’m probably not the first one that did this, nor will I most likely be the last one but in the highly competitive business of rolling the roads going towing anything that sets your name out there does a tow service good. Two words that will go down or for that matter rise in infamy at least in my arena are the words TOW and TOE. Both sound so much like the other in pronouncing and yet mean two different things. The theme used by two other notable towing services in my area one in Mountain Home Idaho the other just outside of Morgan Utah, goes, “ We don’t want your arms or legs , just your Tows(toes). I just happen to be one that felt the need to dramatize the idea. There once was a fabulous albeit crashed and burned towing publication called PhooteNotes that hit the racks from about 1987 to around 1995. Later to be resurrected in 2000 as FootNotes published by the same folks that bring you TruckTrader. Thing is there is an undaunting or at least ongoing thrill of blending the two words together, TOW and TOE. One of my radio station interns last year said why not put the two words together as in toew. That way the two words would be one, and set a trend? That being said, going back even before the days of me in Hazzard County and all, I will admit I had a slight personal fetish of hot gals in nylon hose. One of my XYL’s thought why not use the concept as a tag line to establish SpeedWrench Towing as one of the most radical towing services in the area. In many ways that Idea did its job. Her other thought was that if I had to kneel down and smooch some gals toes in hose against my nose doing a TV ad for the company, I’d finally be cured of the fetish. Then of course later on there came my collision with Hazzard County and of course sweet Daisy. Who at all times , in those hot shorts wore nylon hose. It was a slight CBS network censorship thing. The basic concept being of course that any time your iron horse decided to give it up, when in need , call Speed, meaning SpeedWrench Towing cuz we luv toews. Which is why I became somewhat of a connisouer of any hot babe with dainty toes in hose. Okay then. Was a bit put off in a small online blog thing for everything CSA this last week, and while I’ll always be fighting for the CSA, and gave in to nominating Otis there from a prospect membership in the Knytes-of-Anarchy, still I felt like in reality a Wolf in amongst the sheep. So in review sat down with a few of my crew and decided to bring out of hiding SpeedWrench Towing, as a subsidiary of AyreWolf Aviation, and put good ole Dixie Towing on the shelf. The link between AyreWolf Aviation and SpeedWrench Towing will continue to be Hazzard County Choppers. Call all this an attempt to elevate not only my company from always being all things Hazzard County along with the Knytes-of-Anarchy, but to raise the club from being so rural into a more urban environment so that the transition to urban Utah from bassackwards Idaho, will be a bit easier.
Next blog; Miss SpeedWrench, project.
L8R Ya’ll
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Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sidney J. Harris
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